ABOUT A SLEAZY BAR
Mr. Whitekeys' Fly By Night Club is World Famous---we
are known as well in Cairo as we are in Havana!! The club
is the home of The Whale Fat Follies --"The Alaskan Show
that the Department Of Tourism Does NOT want you to see."
The club was founded in 1980 because there was
no place else where you could order some of the world's finest
champagnes and a damn fine plate of Spam®.
The Whale Fat Follies has now been seen by over
500,000 misguided Alaskans and visitors, which just goes to
show how little there is to do in our pathetic little town!
the show on weekends, we feature the finest dance music in
Alaska--Blues, R & B, Swing, Ska, Zydeco, and any other
style with a groove that makes the dancers wanna move.
The kitchen is famous for "Gormay Kweezeen"
which includes Alaskan Seafood, Juicy Burgers, Luscious Desserts,
and the finest selection of Spam® entrees you'll find anywhere
in the world!
The Fly By Night Club had the FIRST selection
of microbrews in Alaska, and we now feature over 70 brands
of specialty beers and ales. There's fine wines, the best
non-alcoholic menu in the state, and shows on Tuesdays, Wednesdays,
and Thursdays are SMOKE FREE.
The World's Only Tap
We Never Get Up Early In The Morning Because
We Hate It!
BOX OFFICE PHONES:
Tues.--Sat. from 1:00pm
BOX OFFICE & GIFT SHOP:
Tues.--Sat. from 3:00pm
BAR AND RESTAURANT:
Tues.--Sat. from 5:30pm
HOW LATE ARE WE OPEN?
Tues, Wed, & Thurs: 1:00 am; Fri. & Sat: 3:00 am
CLOSED SUNDAYS & MONDAYS
CLOSED JANUARY, FEBRUARY, & MARCH:
Whitekeys sez: "If you have the choice of working 12
hours per day and losing your shirt, or not going to work
at all and losing your shirt, which one would you choose?"
We're sleazy, but we're not idiots!
PHONE: (907) 279-SPAM
FAX: (907) 258-SPAM
Or have your message delivered to us by a uniformed
employee of the U.S. Postal Service at:
3300 Spenard Road, Anchorage, AK 99503
In any case, we'll try to respond in our usual
slow, insensitive, & incomprehensible manner