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Take A Little Bit Of Spenard Home With You!!
To order, just call us at (907) 279-SPAM

Available in Med., Lg., XL., and XXL. Add $2 for XXL sizes.
(Prices and styles may change without notice. Please don't complain--we're a sleazy bar and we have no reputation to live up to!)

 

Duck Tape White Shirt $17.95 plus S.&.H.	I Don't Think Much, Therefore I Might Not Be Black $17.95 plus S.&.H.	Polygamy Porter White $19.95 plus S.&.H.
Endangered Feces! Real Pieces of Geologist Certified 65 Million Year Old Dinosaur Poop!! $24.95 plus S.&.H.	Spam® Earrings Hand Painted $9.95 plus S.&.H.	Spam® Stocking Caps Navy $16.95 plus S.&.H.