"We love our Election Year fall show--The Ballot Box Follies.

All we have to do is take a tacky sleazy slimy lying cheating backstabbing disgusting political process and set it to happy toe tappin music!"

--W. Keys

Halfway between Nenana and Fairbanks is the ultimate Alaskan roadhouse--Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn. Skinny is a legend! An Anchorage newspaper once carried the story of Skinny being pulled over by a State Trooper who suspected he was driving while intoxicated.

The Trooper asked Skinny to jump up and down on one foot. Skinny replied, "Hell, I can't even do that when I'm sober." One dark winter night Skinny showed up in The Fly By Night Club after driving more than 300 miles into Anchorage for generator parts. He said he was going to sleep a little before driving back, because he didn't want to drive through Cantwell in the dark. It was too dangerous, he said, because "on the way down we musta driven through a herd of 300 caribou on the road, and even if I was seein' double, there were still 150 of 'em!"

We are proud to stock a fine selection of items from The Skinny Dick Gift Shop.

T-Shirts Assorted colors M, L, XL, XXL $17.95 plus S.&.H.	Satin Panties & Thongs Black, Red, Asst. Sizes $12.00 plus S.&.H.	Men's Boxers Assorted Colors M, L, XL, XXL $15.95 plus S.&.H.

Halter Tops made from Men's Jockey Shorts with the crotch cut out! Assorted Colors $18.95 plus S.&.H.	Baseball Caps Assorted colors $11.00 plus S.&.H.