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Christmas In Spenard

Mon., Tues., Wed., & Thurs.

December , 2016

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Fun Food !

Fun Drinks !


     "Christmas In Spenard" is a hilarious two-hour extravaganza of satirical Alaskan musical comedy, a live band, stunning singers and dancers, a spectacular High Definition multi-media presentation, and approximately three minutes of sentimental holiday fluff.

     The Hard Rock Cafe is the perfect setting for “Christmas In Spenard.”  There's fun food, fun drinks, real chairs, clean bathrooms, validated parking, an Elevator, and just so you'll feel at home—the same old Spenard Hookers and Drug Dealers also hang out just a few feet away on Fourth Avenue!  

     There is no show like "Christmas in Spenard" anywhere in the world. Throw your office party at an all-Alaskan laugh riot starring Mr. Whitekeys and an all-star cast including Miss Regina MacDonald who was voted by the Anchorage Press as our town's “Second Best Alaska Reality TV Star in a Non-Palin Role!”




& Thursdays.

Dec. 4--21



Christmas In Spenard

Is Taking This Winter Off!

     We've decided to extend our Sabbatical from last Summer to this year's "Christmas In Spenard" as well.  But after a summer of cleaning moss off our roof, we can't wait to get back to work.

     "The Whale Fat Follies" will be back in June of 2019 for a Summer run that will be sleazier than ever.  So have a fabulous Winter, and we'll see you next Summer.

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